Quote of the Week Archive
"I suppose it's time for a little murder meditation. Wouldn't want to go in there with a bad vibe, now would we?"
"This child isn't fresh or hot. It's not even delicious, I'd bet."
"I believe these backpacks are merely acting in self defense.
"Uhh... eat out. A lot."
"There's so much smoke I can't see a thing, sir!"
"It just grabbed hold of my foot and wouldn't let go.
"Guns don't kill people. Pizza kills people."
"My family is smarter than your whole entire race!"
"Sometimes I have to make the backpack's matin' call. It sounds a little bit like this..." [unzips backpack zipper]
"None of this is making any sense!"
"I will crush them under the mighty weight of justice!"
"You must learn to fight like fallen tree: unexpected, yet swift to trip."
"Your pathetic human mind just can't handle my superior wittiness!"
"Sometimes I used to get really drunk, and just walk into people's houses."
"May the truth be with you."
"Let's take this outside, sir."
"I guess it's time to go find out what my client did, er, um... didn't do."
"I just don't understand. I put the toast in, push down the lever, and nothing happens."
"Tell me, did you buy those CDs?"
"Everyone knows that if a recipe calls for baking something for half an hour at 250 degrees, you can shorten that to about 30 seconds you if bake it at, say, 5000 degrees."
"People don't understand. They never will. You got to read between the lines."
"When people go to see a movie, they don't go for such - what's the word? - graphic realism."
"Backpacks need to be taught a lesson in their own blood. They need to die."